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    My wife had: http://www.us.kohler.com/us/Numi-Int...brandId=430036

    Installed in my bathroom today. We are doing a resto on the house and agreed the bathroom and walk-in I could do.. And she could do the rest of the bedroom (we turned the whole upstairs into one bedroom... Knocked down all the walls.)

    Anyways... If at all interested by this... And it is weird... Scroll down a bit after the link and watch the video on the left.. Or better yet the one on YouTube... Google "Numi YouTube Ad".... I'm not sure if I should be afraid to walk in the bathroom or excited because the thing actually gives blow jobs also.... I'm being told I'm crazy.. But that is the ugliest (and I've spent plenty of time in Japan) toilet I've ever see .... And it has to come with a fucking IPad just to take a shit?

    Is it just me or is that ungodly ugly... And.. Weird... Not that fact it washes everything... I use a bidet when I'm outside the US.

    What... The.... Fuck
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    it will pressure wash your butthole


    its 3:58am

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    That thing looks awesome!!!

    I buy one for the bathroom, and one for the kitchen!

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    A $200 shitter works just fine for me. I can think of a lot of things I'd rather have for $7k.

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    A lot of my customers have these all in one bidet/shitter combos.
    Say what you want, but I like crapping at the houses that have these. Mostly for the heated seat. The water/air part still weirds me out!
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    I'd poop in it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drenath View Post
    A $200 shitter works just fine for me. I can think of a lot of things I'd rather have for $7k.
    7 grand can finance a pretty decent hooker & blow night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenomousDSG View Post
    7 grand can finance a pretty decent hooker & blow night.
    Or a shitload of mods

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    just makes me think of bobs burgers

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    Quote Originally Posted by SplytSecond View Post
    just makes me think of bobs burgers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLSa2f4gxes
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